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My Mind's Somewhere Else!

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-20T11:26:23Z

My Mind's Somewhere Else!
written by LipGlossGrrrl02:19 PM 12/20/09Poem Style: free

Too timid, the timeless tapped,
Entranced, emotions, emptied,
Don't double dip da dripper!
Giving gratification graciously,
Absorbing anything all-knowing and avant-garde.

Soggy, soaking somberly; spotlight sinking suspiciously,
Whoring world-wide with wasted wing nuts,
Overt orgasms only orchestrating obsolete omens,
Naughty nymphet's nibbling narcissism,
Candy-coated clodhoppers crushing condescendence.

Roaming ramblings; reveries restricting realism,
Leeching logic; leaving lullabies, like laughter, lacking.

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Hypochondriac much?!

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-13T16:42:00Z

I was sitting next to my er... third cousin (I think) and he is just thee cutest kid ever!

I h8 to play favorites amongst family... *cough*Jeremy*cough* :P ;)

He kept sneezing & coughing (into his hands...no tissue...blech!)

Now everyone that was in contact dammit! c-o-t-a-c-t <-- lol ohhh typos... (there we go) with him has become tired, achy, and bitchy!

Well... ...I'm bitchy, dunno about the rest.

I don't know if any of you go to adultswim.com but their games are THEE SICKEST!!!

I luv em! ^_^ XP XD yeah... Amature Surgeon Rox! js...

Stupid OKcupid?

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-11T10:35:00Z

I was reading (bored as shit!) and studying charts from the OKcupid.com article about male to female attractiveness and how it plays a role in contacting potential mates. Apparently, when it comes to looks, average women/men are more likely to instant message above average men/women. Above average men are more likely to contact below average women, and "Brody's right! All Babes ARE Wolves!" above average women are more likely to contact Tiger Woods.

But seriously...

=^o.o^= <--- Kitty!

...The staff at OKcupid should factor in more than just looks when it comes to online dating. I mean bisexuals, I'm almost positive, they'll receive a ton more IM's regardless of their sex. The more affluent people, distance issues should be factored in (whether or not they're willing to settle for an online relationship (poor B&st&rds)) and personality/lifestyle traits: whether they have children, pets, smoking, drinking, substance abuse. The clothes they wear & the way they style their hair seems trivial to me...

...but i'm just looking for friends and long distance penpals.. *shrugs* :P

So desperate I could almost pray...

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-09T01:13:48Z

So desperate I could almost pray...
written by LipGlossGrrrl04:09 AM 12/9/09Poem Style: free

Bronzed brain and Copper heart,
Twinned for so far apart.
Cherished, both I adore,
Perished; slumming on the floor.

I have a knack for ruining.

And what I lack isn't much.

Whatever I seem to touch:
Cowers, quivers,
Swells up, explodes,
Sonic boom, resonates,
Reduced to shrapnel, Raining down.

Porous; I am not without wax.
Expressing myself through opaque pantomime.
When the murkiness of my mind does settle,
I'll still dwell within me.
Humming, ideally.

Such a peculiar creature,
With your over-zealousness!

I could be you, if I really wanted to...
...such a pity! You could never be me.

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Where's Mr. Miyagi when you need him?!

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-07T16:39:00Z

A fly has been circling my head for what seems like an irritating eternity. KILL IT! KILL IT!

That song... ...that one song...

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-12-03T12:44:00Z

If sombody ever sang this to me, I'd love them forever. You know, one of those songs! ^_^

Green Day's - Last Night on Earth

atm

It's a surefire way to melt my heart. not that it's frozen or cold or anything...

...O.O :P I'm just saying. I <3 this song.

OKcupid.com

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-11-30T21:08:00Z

After filling out a bunch of "about me" sections and answering a bajillion questions...

... my results *drum roll* :P

Ahoy, AllBabesRWolves! Time for a geography party.

We just finished programming this experimental toy. It generates heat maps of where your best male matches are, all around the world and the USA. Here are your results. All for you. Calculated from your match answers. In graphical form. Enjoy!

-OkCupid Interns, looking to make the internet more fun.

A Map of Love: your best male matches by state

target: USA | sampled: 39200

Your Worst States

Wyoming - 58.7

Arkansas - 61.1

Oklahoma - 61.6

Tennessee - 61.6

Mississippi - 61.7

Your Best States

Minnesota - 66.6

Maryland - 66.6

Massachusetts - 66.1

Virginia - 66.1

Washington - 65.8

A Map of Love: your best male matches by country

target: World | sampled: 25207

Your Worst Countries

Pakistan - 47.4

Saudi Arabia - 47.5

Egypt - 49.6

Kenya - 50.1

India - 54.4

Your Best Countries

Finland - 70.4

Iceland - 70.2

Slovakia - 69.7

Sweden - 69.1

Denmark - 68.7

I'm sick of my face... ..."I want THAT head!" - some old Betty Boop Cartoon ;)

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-11-29T23:43:00Z

Stress. I just answered my own question. hah...

Why is it, when you have no plans for the following day, you can sleep easy...

...but when you have shit to do, not necessarily anything important, you're wide open?!

Blurbs of the Day...

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-11-29T15:36:00Z

I made my aunt a new facebook account, but all the names of the people from her past are non-existent. hmm... ...I've added her as a friend. ^_^ Helped Winnie rearrange her room, she's battling breast cancer atm, and so far she's on the up and up! She offered to pay me, but that's just not my style. I help to help, not interested in monetary gain. ;) OCD is a crumby disorder, disease...what have you, but it's definitely better than substance abuse and/or sexual promiscuity so... *shrugs* :P I'm thinking about just dumping the stuff from her numerous bins onto the living room floor, and sorting it all out for her. >.< Jeremy is a procrastinator... ...so am I! XD He's more of the street smart type, while his brother Eric is more of the bookworm... ...or so it would seem/I thought! *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* o.O... I haven't picked up a book in so long, I'm kind of sick over it, but a (wo)man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. UPDATE: Sabino (reaper/sabinohernandezIII) is just great! His computer crashed (something about a worm...???). We've been texting back & forth and he seems to be a little lost without it, but otherwise fine. :)

"..you mean Jesus &shit..?"

lipglossgrrrl — 2009-11-26T20:34:30Z

So, a lot of my NC friends have converted... ...from low-life: "Get a f*cking job!", "I'm bored... ...wanna f*ck?!", "Mutant Freak!", "Let's just pack up our shit &go... ..Let's just GOOOO!!!!" Individuals... ...to Mindless: "Pro-Life!", "The bible tells me so...", "That's NOT lady-like...", "My children are my life!!!", "You should have warned me..." Annoyances. --From tri-sexual she-devil (hah! I got her mayne...) to doting mother, jesus freak, &the self-righteous know-it-all; --From Spastic, loud-mouth (SHUT IT OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YA...) to Soft spoken, doesitsomuchbetter, &sexified; --From My best friend, the one person who really understood me (Duck, in FUCKING, water...) to Nothing. Non-existent. Gone. I'm an idealist. I really am &that's my downfall. I wish everything had stayed the way it was. But that's just silly &impossible. My mind seems to grasp the reality of it... ...but my heart refuses to join the bandwagon. *shrugs* Granted I've changed a lot as well since my youth. I still have this resonating sense that we're ALL doomed... ...and I should just sit back, relax, &wait. Impending, certain, or not. God may, or may not, exist *Agnostic*. When a loved one passes away, they come to me, naturally, these emotionally numbing thoughts: "They're in a better place ¬ suffering anymore. They are at peace &I should be too." &I'm glad they do. Sincerely. But no one really knows whether this is true or not. The only people that do... ...ain't talking! X_X